Orange and Basil Asparagus Toss

November 25th, 2009 By admin | No Comments »

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Ever craving a light meal that will still keep you satisfied? This Orange and Basil Asparagus Toss is quick and refreshing. Try it the next time you want to eat healthier and indulge simultaneously.

(Recipe by Jenny Craig)

Prep Time: 5 minutes

Cook Time: 5 minutes

Ingredients:

¼ cup water

½ cup diagonally sliced asparagus

4 cherry tomatoes, quartered

1 green onion, chopped

1/8-cup mandarin orange segments, cut into pieces

1 teaspoon sliced almonds

2 tablespoons Orange and Basil dressing/marinade

Directions:

Heat ¼ cup of water in a small sauté pan over medium high heat. Bring to a boil. Add asparagus and blanch* for 1 minute. Drain and rinse with cold water. Toss with all remaining ingredients in mixing bowl. Chill or serve at room temperature.

*blanch- Briefly cook asparagus while still retaining the vibrant color and flavor.


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Worst Date Wednesday

November 25th, 2009 By Nicky | No Comments »

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In our small town of Aaron, each year we had a celebration we call Aaron’s Amazing Day. We always had a celebrity with TV crews and the town would be in a state of excitement.

This particular year we invited a male celebrity as our guest. There was a contest to select a local girl to be his date—and I won! I was soo excited and I became the envy of all the local young ladies. I went through all the usual preparations—going to the beauty salon, shopping for a new outfit, etc.

The grand day arrived. The TV crew was on every minute of our date. We toured vineyards, had our own personal wine tastings. I was young and not experienced with a lot of wine beverages. Merlot, Cabernet, Chardonnay—you name it, we drank it.

After spending two hours drinking wine, we were going to take a hot air balloon ride into the hills and have a sunset picnic. Sounds perfect, right? Well it was—except we only had wine and cheese to eat all day. I was feeling a little drunk, but I thought we were going to be eating soon, so I’d be fine.

As we went floating up, the fire was flaring, sending the air into the balloon, making this horrible, loud hissing noise. We were going up and up, and all of a sudden, I wasn’t feeling well. My stomach started turning and that noise just made it worse.

Suddenly, I threw up all over the edge of the basket, right on the camera crew! It was just awful. The guy operating the balloon took us down immediately. My date put me in a limo while holding his breath, and then turned away from me.

I went straight home and spent the night on the floor crying, while everyone else was celebrating and enjoying the night.

—J.H., Georgia

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Tuesday Confessional

November 24th, 2009 By admin | No Comments »

confessional“My boyfriend and I wrote letters to each other sharing our deepest secrets. I accidentally left his letter out and his mother read it, and now all three of us are very embarassed!”

“I tell my mother-in-law that I have to work so she can watch my kids, but I really just go back home to relax.”

“I’ve been jobless for the past three months and just living off of our savings, but my family has no idea.”

“I’m in a relationship I can’t tell anyone about and it’s suffocating me.”

“From the ages of seven to twelve, my live-in uncle molested me and threatened to hurt me if I told anyone.”

“The night before my wedding, I met my ex-boyfriend and hooked up with him one last time.”

“I have a crush on my wife’s younger sister. When she came to spend some time with us last year, at night I sneaked into the visitor’s room to look at her almost naked body.”

“I have a small ego, crushed when I was growing up. I can’t make simple decisions and I am afraid to talk in public.”

-Anonymous Confessions

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